Funny Poems

[Leoland]

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Funny poems

>Roses are red, violets are blue
>Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
>Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
>Not in a cage but laughing at you.
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>Twinkle twinkle little star
>You should know what you are
>And once you know what you are
>Mental hospital is not so far.
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>The rain makes all things beautiful.
>The grass and flowers too.
>If rain makes all things beautiful
>Why doesn't it rain on you?
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>I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
>I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
>then ~ I wrote your name on my heart
>   And I got a heart attack straight away
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>   God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
>   HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
>   HE saw me in dark, HE created light
>   HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.
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>   When your life is in darkness, pray to God
>   ask him to free you from darkness
>   and if after you pray,
>   you're still in darkness,
>   please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
 
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[reena]

Quite difficult...

[cookie]

Ummm.....

[tone]

hokie dokie

[yib_c]

 

[faraniaina]

so funny , you're very intelligent to find something like this to make us laughing.

I appreciate.

[ketou]

lol.. great poems.. funny