Smart Kids 1

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TEACHER    : Why are you late?  
WEBSTER   : Because of the sign.  
TEACHER    : What sign  
WEBSTER   : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."  

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TEACHER   : Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY       : You told me to do it without using tables!  

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TEACHER   : Jo, how do you spell "crocodile?"  
JOHN         : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"  
TEACHER   : No, that's wrong  
JOHN         : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER    : What is the chemical formula for water?  
SARAH        : H I J K L M N O!!  
TEACHER    : What are you talking about?  
SARAH        : Yesterday you said it's H to O!  

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TEACHER  : George, go to the map and find North America.  
GEORGE    : Here it is!  
TEACHER   : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?  
CLASS       : George!