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TEACHER    : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.  Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY      : "Because George still had the ax in his hand."


TEACHER    : Now, ! Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SAM           : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.  
WILLIE    : Me!  


TEACHER   : Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?  
TOMMY     : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.  


TEACHER   : Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."  
ELLEN        :  I is...  
TEACHER   : No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."  
ELLEN        : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


TEACHER    : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY     : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


TEACHER    : Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as brother's.     Did you copy his?
DESMOND   : No, teacher, it's the same dog!


TEACHER      : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer  interested?
PUPIL             : A  teacher.

Learning Part

Sense of Humor = Ability to make people laugh

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