Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said,
"You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said,
'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'"
mamma = A slang for young woman.
murmur = A kind of sound that low and continous.
Some sources from http://www.thefreedictionary.com
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